Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 65 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/335 points)
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
You managed to die in the tournament.
Get to the round 9 in the tournament
Get to the round 12 in the tournament
Win the tournament
Get to the round 20 in the Endless Mode
Get to the round 40 in the Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 7/41 (55/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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